Murder most foul!

Have you ever walked past a mirror and felt some reason to talk to your reflection? I recently noticed that I do. I do it a lot. And most disturbing is that 95 % of the time, the thing I say is, "I will murder you." Even more disturbing is the fact that when I say it, I say flatly, with no emotion, as though I don't mean it. That's when I say it again. "I WILL murder you."