My favorite lists of all time

Diseases I have given to dogs- Ray Koch
Top US Highways on which to give and/or recieve road head- Jack Kerouac
My favorite lists of all time- Kris Kenison
Books I've eaten- John Roosevelt
Ways in which to fuck up kids- Dr. Spock
Why humans aren't worth saving- the other Dr. Spock
Most annoying spelling "airers" by my stupid, stupid students- Mrs. Anderson, third grade, Jefferson Elementary
Forbidden dances of the Oregon Trail
Ways to ruin America- George W. Bush, anonymous, et al