Least popular apocalyptic prophecies

"In the year of our lord 2342, God will reveal himself to be very manga-influenced."

"When the sign of the beast is shown to the world, Sam Reynolds will choke on a fairly mediocre sandwich."

"The end"

"Pop goes the weasel."

"The earth will open up, swallowing the son of man. Denny's will offer a special discount on their grand slam breakfast."

"Uh oh spaghetti' will cry the antichrist. And it will be so."