The thing about...

The thing about cats is that they are very deceptive creatures. 80 % of the time they are just laying around, as though they are exhausted for some reason. So what are they doing the other 20% of the time? Plotting, practicing and preparing your death.

I know some of you doubt me, which is fine. You just haven't seen some of the things I've seen. Like, how cats can just show up or disappear on a whim. Where do they go? To plot!

How about when they attack things, seeming for no reason. Here's the reason: They're practicing "going for the jugular." And I mean that more literally than my quotation marks would suggest.

How about when they slave over circuit breakers for hours on end? They're obviously preparing bombs.

SO, even if you don't own or have never seen a cat, I assure you that you are in danger.

What's the solution? There is none.