A little controversy for your Monday.

Every blog needs its own little dose of controversy right?

Well 'Wacky Happy Life' is no different. Besides referring to this blog in the third person and using single parentheses, I will now make several "controversial" statements, that I almost certainly don't mean, which you the reader should nonetheless feel free to discuss and belittle me for stating:

• All kittens shoud die... painfully.
• Was the South so bad?
• Interracial dating- awful or awesome?
• Chocolate is for wimps.
• If you throw like a girl you should have to wear a dress.
• You stink.
• Would World War II have ended differently if all Germans weren't ignorant doofuses?
• I think we should bulldoze Iraq and create a giant 2,000,000:1 scale version of Candyland. Instead of colorful character pieces, giant robots would be used. This game of Candyland would replace the monotony and pointlessness of the Olympics and would be played to the death. Each participant would represent a religion. The winner would be chosen as the one-true religion. There would be no ties.
• Homosexuality is gay.
• Having sisters is like having a robot dog. If you can't see the fear in their eyes, what's the point?
• (This one is dedicated to Lindsey and Jordan.)

There you go. Discuss...