It's a start

Well well well, I got a blog. I did it for two reasons, neither of which are anyone's business. Basically I read blogs and thought why not write one. What will I write about? I don't know, I'm not even sure what I'm writing about now. Here are some things that may be written here:

Nebraska: Why bother?
What's wrong with cereal today?
Why I hate your opinions and what's wrong with you for having them?
The trials and tribulations of a small town reporter.
Your momma: discuss.
My friends are so original in these various ways.
Pie can kiss my ass.
Pi can rock my world.
Women: can't live with them...
Are ellipses pretentious?
Are question marks redundant?
How nerdy are punctuation discussions?

I will also likely post things I've written elsewhere here.

Enjoy or don't, as long as you read, or don't.